A man dressed in a cow suit managed to rob a busy Stafford, Virginia Walmart of 26 gallons of milk on Tuesday night before being nabbed by the cops.

   He then began handing out the stolen jugs right outside the store before making his escape to the nearby McDonalds where he then was apprehended by the police.

   However humorous this event may be, it attests to the gravity of breaking the law regardless of the hilarity. It might have been a prank that went wrong but it isn’t as funny when the suspect breaks the law.

   Walmart never recovered all 26 of the pilfered gallons of milk because the culprit was giving them away outisde to customers.

   So, if there were people in cow suits everywhere stealing milk then the price of milk would go up exponentially, thus forcing more and more people to steal milk in order to absorb the precious nutrients that milk has to offer causing a vicious cycle of stealing milk and rising the price of milk to cover the costs of the stolen milk while also effecting the price of cereal, a compliment good.

   Also, the demand of cereal would go down, because less honest poor people would not be able to eat milky moist cereal. And also the prices of oatmeal, the substitute good for cereal, this includes oatmeals bars, snack packs, cookies, and the like would increase at a mind boggling rate thus causing the entire population of American to have a calcium deficiency.

   This deficiency would mean that more bones would break, filling our hospitals up to the rim with men, women, and children covered in casts.

   This would cause the demand for nurses, doctors, and other hospital personel to increase beyond your or my belief.

   Since we’ll need so many doctors the requirements for a PhD in medicinal practice would decline forcing more medical colleges to be built and more inadequant physicians tending to calcium deficient victims world wide.

   Since more medical education buildings would have to be erected, the demand for construction workers would rise to the moon. I’m not exaggerating, we would actually have to start developing on the moon in order to satisfy the demand for raw materials for all the buildings needed. Such as concrete.