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Alien parasite attacks celebrity

Alien parasite attacks celebrity

May 10, 2011

After years of wondering what was wrong with him, scientists have discovered that Donald Trump's fine, golden comb-over is actually an alien parasite in disguise. Many have questioned, "just what could make him say that?" Now the world knows that it was the hair controlling him the whole time. When...

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