If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?
If a deaf man goes to court, can it still be called a “hearing”?
If the tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Why do the Flintstones have a Christmas episode?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, it it technically a hostage situation?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Since we have “Soviet Russia” jokes, do Russians have “Capitalist America” jokes?
You can be overwhelmed, you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
What language does a deaf person think in?
If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?
If vampires can’t be seen in mirrors, how does Edward make his hair so stupid-looking?
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a “beef”?
What would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose is about to grow”?
If a fly loses its wings, is it now called a walk?
If camera lenses are round, why are pictures rectangular?
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