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‘Alien: Covenant’ is barely tolerable

May 23, 2017

The original “Alien” film could be described by words such as masterful, terrifying, and unprecedented. The recent addition to the franchise could be described by words like defective, amateurish, ...

Alien parasite attacks celebrity

May 10, 2011

After years of wondering what was wrong with him, scientists have discovered that Donald Trump's fine, golden comb-over is actually an alien parasite in disguise. Many have questioned,...

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