Deep Thoughts

  • If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?
  • If a deaf man goes to court, can it still be called a “hearing”?
  • If the tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
  • Why do the Flintstones have a Christmas episode?
  • If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, it it technically a hostage situation?
  • If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
  • Since we have “Soviet Russia” jokes, do Russians have “Capitalist America” jokes?
  • You can be overwhelmed, you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
  • What language does a deaf person think in?
  • If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?
  • If vampires can’t be seen in mirrors, how does Edward make his hair so stupid-looking?
  • Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a “beef”?
  • What would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose is about to grow”?
  • If a fly loses its wings, is it now called a walk?
  • If camera lenses are round, why are pictures rectangular?



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