• If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?
• If a deaf man goes to court, can it still be called a “hearing”?
• If the tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
• Why do the Flintstones have a Christmas episode?
• If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, it it technically a hostage situation?
• If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
• Since we have “Soviet Russia” jokes, do Russians have “Capitalist America” jokes?
• You can be overwhelmed, you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
• What language does a deaf person think in?
• If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?
• If vampires can’t be seen in mirrors, how does Edward make his hair so stupid-looking?
• Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a “beef”?
• What would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose is about to grow”?
• If a fly loses its wings, is it now called a walk?
• If camera lenses are round, why are pictures rectangular?

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